This wise owl knows the smartest words uttered this time of year are:
COME TO THE KINGSTON NIGHT ART MARKET!*
It's on Saturday 1 December from 4pm-10pm at Kingston City Hall, 979 Nepean Hwy, Moorabbin.
Come along, hang out and get all your Christmas shopping done in one place while supporting local artists and craftspeople.
See bands, nom nommy things and drink award-winning beer.
And maybe pick up something special for yourself - you deserve it.
I'll have a whole bunch of new sock critters to show you....
...plus the last of my limited-edition owl doorstops.
They are a bestseller and there's only three left, so if you want one, get in quick!
Don't monkey around on Saturday night - get down to the market and make your Christmas a sockcess!
See you there!
*If you click that link and scroll down far enough you'll see a picture of me having fun at last year's market. I appear to be dressed as Where's Wally.