Monsieur le Monstre - a stunning creation in any language

Reasons why learning French is useful #412:

so that when you're introducing Monsieur le Monstre* to the world, you can say something other than 

"Je voudrais un café et un travesti s'il vous plaît".

Yes, the ONLY thing I can say in French is "I'd like a coffee and a transvestite, please".**

*Who is clearly French because he is wearing stripes and a beret

**Don't ask. And especially, don't ask for this next time you're in Paris...