George the Giant Octopus

 If looking at this picture makes you scream

AAAAAAAAARRRGH 

THERE ARE GIANT INTESTINAL WORMS ON YOUR CRAFT TABLE

Then you should get your eyes tested, for they are, of course - 

AAAAAAAARRRGH! LOOK OUT, THERE'S A GIANT DECAPITATED OCTOPUS HEAD IN THE NEXT PICTURE!!! RUN!!!

 *exasperated sigh* 

Look, it's not a decapitated giant octopus head, OK, it's just a giant octopus head that is not attached to its legs. And the first picture is not of giant intestinal worms, they are giant octopus legs. The cluey, less terrified among you can probably therefore work out what I was TRYING to say, before I was so rudely interrupted, is that I'm making a GIANT OCTOPUS. YES. At the moment, it's clearly a work in progress. But when he's finished, he'll sit in Purple Peanuts Japanese Cafe, or possibly dangle menacingly from the ceiling. (Yes, in this picture, you can see some of my other critters hanging out there, including Takoyaki the mighty Octopus who's in the front window. Nice shot, Broadsheet!)

 George the giant octopus is a collaborative work - I've been getting lots of help from these guys, who

AAAAAAARGH! THERE'S A ZOMBIE HAMSTER IN THAT PHOTO!

 

I give up.