Hi, I'm Sally the Victorian governess. You might think I look a bit like a pointy-eared cow wearing a suit, or you might wonder how I walk since it appears I have no legs, or you might simply give up trying to work out what I am and go and eat some chocolate. That would be the smartest thing you could do since no one can really work out what I am and many have starved trying. For convenience's sake let's say I'm a bunyip, OK? Now pass the chocolate.